January 12, 2004
but my horoscope SAID it...
according to my em & lo horoscope.
"If you'd stop feeling sorry for yourself for, like, five minutes, you'd notice that your friend is trying to set you up with someone. Who knows if this will lead to yet another dating disaster, but at least then you'll have a new story to whine about. Because frankly, we're bored of your current sob story."
i'm pretty sure i haven't been whining, but if someone is trying to fix me up with someone, just go ahead and hit me over the head with it. you know i'm dense that way.
oh, what's that you say? horoscopes are bullshit?
ok, whatever. nevermind.
Posted by lisa at January 12, 2004 08:23 PM | TrackBack