just skip this if you don't want to up your personal gross factor today.

- the other day i watched friends forever , a documentary about a band. it featured a scene in which a friend of theirs vomits into a bottle, then drinks it.

- after dinner last night i was in the restaurant bathroom, and a woman walked in to the stall next to mine and started throwing up.

- poor christa got food poisoning today.

- i just read a personal ad which featured this story:
Most humbling moment: My first shower with a member of the opposite sex. I do not favor hot showers and the water and "action" was much too hot for my liking ( could have handled the action, but the aquatics did me in) thus making me a bit queezy. Vomit potential was raised to Defcon 5 and in my frantic operative to evacuate the tub I slipped, fell, knocked the shower door off track, cracked my head on both the sink and the floor, and hurled... pretty much in unison. I think my curtain call was "See I told you I don't like hot showers!"

ok, ENOUGH ALREADY. ugh.