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May 21, 2005
THE YELLING FAMILY
I LIVE NEXT DOOR TO THE YELLING FAMILY. WHEN THEY GET HOME FROM SCHOOL/WORK/YELLING PRACTICE, THEY IMMEDIATELY YELL THEIR DOG'S NAME:
"BOSCO!"
THEN THEY YELL IT A FEW MORE TIMES:
"BOSCO! BOSCO!"
THEN THEY YELL SOMETHING AT EACH OTHER:
"MRFFRBLRBLE!"
THEN THEY SLAM THE DOORS AND I CAN'T HEAR THE YELLING FOR A WHILE.
THEN THE YELLING BURSTS OUT OF THE SIDE DOOR WHEN THEY OPEN IT TO YELL AT THE DOG/TAKE OUT THE GARBAGE WHILE YELLING AT EACH OTHER/TALK ON THE PHONE.
VERY OCCASIONALLY, INSTEAD OF YELLING, THEY SING VERY BADLY TO THE SLOW JAMS IN THEIR HEAD.
Posted by lisa at May 21, 2005 01:27 PM | TrackBack
Comments
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Posted by: christa on May 21, 2005 03:47 PM
The yelling family should move, and my neighbors, the dog-barking family should move away from me and next to them.
If you really wanted to be a jerk, you could record the yelling family, and replay their yelling back to them in the middle of the night. Hee.
Posted by: Steph Mineart on May 24, 2005 10:57 AM
i have to say that the YELLING FAMILY are actually better than the previous tenants, The People Who Asked Me For $300.
nevertheless i long for the days when i first moved in and the house was occupied by the Extremely Quiet, Petless Man Who Lived Alone.
I should record them, and broadcast them on the radio as an art project.
I have this theory that they have no idea what they sound like, and that if i played a recording back to them, they'd be shocked. They're actually very nice people to the rest of the world, i think-- just not to each other.
Posted by: lisa on May 24, 2005 12:28 PM
ok, so a) your comment won't post right away because i have to approve it first and b) you might get a server error but your comment probably posted anyway and c) previewing doesn't work so i've removed the preview button.