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March 01, 2005
the legend of the firewood elf
the firewood elf magically knows when people are cold, and brings them firewood! the firewood elf does not operate at night as most elves are believed to. the firewood elf comes during the day while the cold people are at work. when they come home, there is a nice stack of firewood waiting by their door. the firewood elf only leaves the best quality, dried oak split wood. if there is a heating contractor meeting the cold person at their house after a firewood elf visit, the heating contractor will admire the quality of the wood and assure the cold person that they will get some good heat from that wood!
THANK YOU, FIREWOOD ELF!
(ps, i know who the firewood elf really is but i am not telling.)
Posted by lisa at March 01, 2005 05:08 PM | TrackBack
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no one will ever guess the secret identity of the firewood elf! bwah hah hah!
Posted by: F. W. Elf on March 1, 2005 06:02 PM
Hooray for the FWE! By chance is there a FPIIE* somewhere in town? S/he doesn't have to look like Will Ferrell, but whoever it is needs to be strong. Them damned FPI's are heavy.
*Fireplace Insert Installer Elf
Posted by: Phil on March 2, 2005 03:15 AM
ok, so a) your comment won't post right away because i have to approve it first and b) you might get a server error but your comment probably posted anyway and c) previewing doesn't work so i've removed the preview button.