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March 19, 2007

laying poly

i crouched awkwardly over the small section of floor that had to be brushed by hand with polyurethane. i had to finish before i could move, or the poly might not go on correctly.

me: i'm going to fart.
j: ha ha! is it going to be a big smelly one?
me: YES.

and a short while later...

me: you'll notice that i sacrificed my dignity in favor of your floor.
J: yes, that was very good of you.

Posted by lisa at March 19, 2007 11:03 PM

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Just wait--the longer you are together, the less likely you will be to warn him of an impending flatus event ...

Posted by: lisa b on March 21, 2007 06:58 AM

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